Life on Jupiter.: Risque :P

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I'm a lover of music and I'm a lover of words. I may come across as sarcastic, cynical and pathetic; it's okay if you think that, because that's how I roll. I've been alive since the 17th of November 1993; I've been a Vegetarian since the 19th of May 2008. Stephen Fry, in my young eyes, is God. (You can find an old monologue of his somewhere on the right-hand side of this page.)

Sit back, relax, take a leap right out of your world. It'll only take a minute of your time. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

11 April, 2009

Risque :P

Okay, I'm home alone, lonely and bored. I've been ediing my MySpace (http://myspace.com/sophiestripes) and when I turn around, I see this:

Now let me break this picture down for you... Mary (the pedigree whippet puppy that we bought to keep Floss company after Holly died) was stood with all four paws on the kitchen table. She was nibling a mini-roll wrapper which you might be able to see behind her front right leg.

I was shocked! So I took the photo, and looking at the expression on her face, she knew there was no way out: She's Been Caugt On Camera Red Handed. Her face made me laugh anyway, but then when I told her to get down, she walked all around the table and because the cat was sat on the chair that she must've used as a step ladder, I had to pick her up and place her on the floor!

Kindest Regards,

Potato xy

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The Talking Mime11 April 2009 at 16:21
haha thats funny and cute
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My Top Ten Favourite Quotes from Confucius :

You Cannot Open a Book Without Learning Something.
The Will to Win, The Desire to Succeed, The Urge to Reach Your Full Potential... These Are The Keys That Will Unlock The Door to Personal Excellence.
We Should Feel Sorrow, But Not Sink Under Its Oppression.
Old Age, Believe Me, is a Good And Pleasant Thing. It is True You Are Gently Shouldered Off The Stage, But Then You Are Given Such a Comfortable Front Stall as Spectator.
Only The Wisest And Stupidest of Men Never Change.
It is Easy to Hate And it is Difficult to Love. This is How The Whole Scheme of Things Works. All Good Things Are Difficult to Achieve; And Bad Things Are Very Easy to Get.
Never Give a Sword to a Man Who Can't Dance.
If I Am Walking With Two Other Men, Each of Them Will Serve as my Teacher. I Will Pick Out The Good Points of The One And Imitate Them, and The Bad Points of The Other and Correct Them in Myself.
Choose a Job You Love, And You Will Never Have to Work a Day in Your Life.
By Three Methods We May Learn Wisdom: First, by Reflection, Which is Noblest; Second, by Imitation, Which is Easiest; And Third by Experience, Which is The Bitterest.

An Old Stephen Fry Monologue :

"I hate you, I despise you, I loathe you. Everything about you DISGUSTS me. Your ears, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, legs, knees, stomach, ribs and bottom make me want to vomit up. You're repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, I want to twist your nipples off and throw them to the dogs. You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil; I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a deomposing rat; your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum."

Life on Jupiter.

Welcome to my World

11 April, 2009

Risque :P

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