Life on Jupiter.: Sorry Mr Assumptions

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I'm a lover of music and I'm a lover of words. I may come across as sarcastic, cynical and pathetic; it's okay if you think that, because that's how I roll. I've been alive since the 17th of November 1993; I've been a Vegetarian since the 19th of May 2008. Stephen Fry, in my young eyes, is God. (You can find an old monologue of his somewhere on the right-hand side of this page.)

Sit back, relax, take a leap right out of your world. It'll only take a minute of your time. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

10 May, 2009

Sorry Mr Assumptions

How the hell did I find myself sat in the Odeon in Swansea, with chocolate in my lap, waiting eagerly to watch a film which made me cringe by just hearing the over-all name of it? I guess the nerd inside of me reared it's amazingly hot head and said I better give her one moment of pleasure since I don't play World of Warcraft so much and making jokes out of Science and Math has simply become the norm, with not much of a value behind it! Not only have I disobeyed my logical mind, but I also should now class myself as a freak based on early assumptions that I had made on this film's fans. Even more so since I am now deeply excited down to the core when Spock enters the room and the Russian guy starts shouting something... Yes my friends, today, I watched...

STAR TREK

Yes, I'm like a typical, predictable woman and therefore have a HUGE crush on Mr Spunk Monkey, AKA James T Kirk, AKA Chris Pine. Yes, I do think Spock is a socially awkward emo nerd and I love him dearly for it.

Believe it or not, but I'm only human! I seriously thought that Star Trek was for amazingly pathetic, sad people, who actually go around calling themselves 'Trekkies' and basically making themselves out to be idiots. I never even considered the possibility that some of the Star Trek fans were normal(ish). Those 'trekkie' people are making everyone else look bad! Seriously... Get a life! You're making every Star Trek fan look bad, and every person of sound mind to look great, including the ones that pee on trees.

Kindest Regards,
I'm Still Hip,
Stripes xy
*nya*

PostScript: Bernard has sprouted a sister... there is no point of posting a picture as she's camera shy and also, she's so tiny, that the quality of the photos on here probably wouldn't pick her up. I have named her Sylvia, and she is beautiful.

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batpawn10 May 2009 at 18:48
"Normal people that like Star Trek". Is there a possibility that you thought about me when you wrote this line? ;D
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Anonymous12 May 2009 at 10:00
The nice poetry of almost all poets can be found here on this website. Please vsist it and find some good links from there.
http://nicepoetry.blogspot.com/
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My Top Ten Favourite Quotes from Confucius :

You Cannot Open a Book Without Learning Something.
The Will to Win, The Desire to Succeed, The Urge to Reach Your Full Potential... These Are The Keys That Will Unlock The Door to Personal Excellence.
We Should Feel Sorrow, But Not Sink Under Its Oppression.
Old Age, Believe Me, is a Good And Pleasant Thing. It is True You Are Gently Shouldered Off The Stage, But Then You Are Given Such a Comfortable Front Stall as Spectator.
Only The Wisest And Stupidest of Men Never Change.
It is Easy to Hate And it is Difficult to Love. This is How The Whole Scheme of Things Works. All Good Things Are Difficult to Achieve; And Bad Things Are Very Easy to Get.
Never Give a Sword to a Man Who Can't Dance.
If I Am Walking With Two Other Men, Each of Them Will Serve as my Teacher. I Will Pick Out The Good Points of The One And Imitate Them, and The Bad Points of The Other and Correct Them in Myself.
Choose a Job You Love, And You Will Never Have to Work a Day in Your Life.
By Three Methods We May Learn Wisdom: First, by Reflection, Which is Noblest; Second, by Imitation, Which is Easiest; And Third by Experience, Which is The Bitterest.

An Old Stephen Fry Monologue :

"I hate you, I despise you, I loathe you. Everything about you DISGUSTS me. Your ears, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, legs, knees, stomach, ribs and bottom make me want to vomit up. You're repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, I want to twist your nipples off and throw them to the dogs. You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil; I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a deomposing rat; your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum."

Life on Jupiter.

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10 May, 2009

Sorry Mr Assumptions

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