Life on Jupiter.: Just a Quickie...

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I'm a lover of music and I'm a lover of words. I may come across as sarcastic, cynical and pathetic; it's okay if you think that, because that's how I roll. I've been alive since the 17th of November 1993; I've been a Vegetarian since the 19th of May 2008. Stephen Fry, in my young eyes, is God. (You can find an old monologue of his somewhere on the right-hand side of this page.)

Sit back, relax, take a leap right out of your world. It'll only take a minute of your time. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

10 July, 2009

Just a Quickie...

Okay, so I haven't posted a blog for ages, and I've been on work experience all week and will be tomorrow as well. Basically, I don't really have time to blog right this second! However, hopefully, my next blog will be all about my work experience, so don't worry, all shall be revealed soon! I also have a play on the 23rd and 24th, but the script hasn't been completed yet, so that's kind of stressful and time consuming as well. On top of that Welsh Bac shizzle that I need to do!

Jade McSorley didn't win Britain's Next Top Model, but then again, neither did that Sophie bitch... Mecia won, and she's living in London with Jade now. Both of them pursuing their modelling careers. Jade lost out due to her weight but everyone is ultra-confident that we'll see her again. I have her picture on my mirror next to Ray Quinn and Stephen Fry. She's up there with the stars!

Kindest Regards,

An Uber Speedy,

Stripes xy

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My Top Ten Favourite Quotes from Confucius :

You Cannot Open a Book Without Learning Something.
The Will to Win, The Desire to Succeed, The Urge to Reach Your Full Potential... These Are The Keys That Will Unlock The Door to Personal Excellence.
We Should Feel Sorrow, But Not Sink Under Its Oppression.
Old Age, Believe Me, is a Good And Pleasant Thing. It is True You Are Gently Shouldered Off The Stage, But Then You Are Given Such a Comfortable Front Stall as Spectator.
Only The Wisest And Stupidest of Men Never Change.
It is Easy to Hate And it is Difficult to Love. This is How The Whole Scheme of Things Works. All Good Things Are Difficult to Achieve; And Bad Things Are Very Easy to Get.
Never Give a Sword to a Man Who Can't Dance.
If I Am Walking With Two Other Men, Each of Them Will Serve as my Teacher. I Will Pick Out The Good Points of The One And Imitate Them, and The Bad Points of The Other and Correct Them in Myself.
Choose a Job You Love, And You Will Never Have to Work a Day in Your Life.
By Three Methods We May Learn Wisdom: First, by Reflection, Which is Noblest; Second, by Imitation, Which is Easiest; And Third by Experience, Which is The Bitterest.

An Old Stephen Fry Monologue :

"I hate you, I despise you, I loathe you. Everything about you DISGUSTS me. Your ears, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, legs, knees, stomach, ribs and bottom make me want to vomit up. You're repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, I want to twist your nipples off and throw them to the dogs. You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil; I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a deomposing rat; your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum."

Life on Jupiter.

Welcome to my World

10 July, 2009

Just a Quickie...

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