Life on Jupiter.: You Had To Be There (But I'm Glad You Weren't).

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I'm a lover of music and I'm a lover of words. I may come across as sarcastic, cynical and pathetic; it's okay if you think that, because that's how I roll. I've been alive since the 17th of November 1993; I've been a Vegetarian since the 19th of May 2008. Stephen Fry, in my young eyes, is God. (You can find an old monologue of his somewhere on the right-hand side of this page.)

Sit back, relax, take a leap right out of your world. It'll only take a minute of your time. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

26 February, 2009

You Had To Be There (But I'm Glad You Weren't).

I actually think that that is a damn good name for a song! (Gah... I just spelt that as snog and then the whole sentence was warped.)

Yesterday, I wore my green vest top under my school shirt (as I usually wear a vest top under it in the colder months). I have a full length mirror in my bedroom and I was changing out of my school uniform when I saw it... MY PANTIES MATCHED MY VEST TOP! xD Seriously..? Not Cool!

Okay, so my PC kind of blew up last night... so yeah... I'm on the laptop now. Hopefully the PC nerds will be able to save my precious iTunes... *sniff sniff*

Oh, and just a quick note to Osian before I leave you (and no, this isn't like the final goodbye before I commit suicide because that's not ow we do)... I wrote you a letter...

Dear Osian,

I have grown to respect your decision of not allowing me to use your sperm in my baby experiment to create the perfect, most talented, smartest child ever. However, that does not mean that I shant go ahead with my plans behind your back (literally).

If you awake with a pain and 'someone is missing' down below, then you must not interupt me with your silly questions as I am obviously in the process of either creating the child OR collecting sperm off my other vicims. i.e. Ray Quinn, Bam Margera, Dita von Teese (the baby needs a mom), Stephen Fry and some random hot comedian.

Kindest Regards,

StripeS xx

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Anonymous28 February 2009 at 19:15
Nooooooo!!! Never! Nein! Nej! Non! Na!

Hold on... How do you intend to aquire my sperm anyway? XD

xx
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Tofu Brown28 February 2009 at 20:17
erm... lol *wink* ARGH! lmao
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My Top Ten Favourite Quotes from Confucius :

You Cannot Open a Book Without Learning Something.
The Will to Win, The Desire to Succeed, The Urge to Reach Your Full Potential... These Are The Keys That Will Unlock The Door to Personal Excellence.
We Should Feel Sorrow, But Not Sink Under Its Oppression.
Old Age, Believe Me, is a Good And Pleasant Thing. It is True You Are Gently Shouldered Off The Stage, But Then You Are Given Such a Comfortable Front Stall as Spectator.
Only The Wisest And Stupidest of Men Never Change.
It is Easy to Hate And it is Difficult to Love. This is How The Whole Scheme of Things Works. All Good Things Are Difficult to Achieve; And Bad Things Are Very Easy to Get.
Never Give a Sword to a Man Who Can't Dance.
If I Am Walking With Two Other Men, Each of Them Will Serve as my Teacher. I Will Pick Out The Good Points of The One And Imitate Them, and The Bad Points of The Other and Correct Them in Myself.
Choose a Job You Love, And You Will Never Have to Work a Day in Your Life.
By Three Methods We May Learn Wisdom: First, by Reflection, Which is Noblest; Second, by Imitation, Which is Easiest; And Third by Experience, Which is The Bitterest.

An Old Stephen Fry Monologue :

"I hate you, I despise you, I loathe you. Everything about you DISGUSTS me. Your ears, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, legs, knees, stomach, ribs and bottom make me want to vomit up. You're repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, I want to twist your nipples off and throw them to the dogs. You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil; I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a deomposing rat; your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum."

Life on Jupiter.

Welcome to my World

26 February, 2009

You Had To Be There (But I'm Glad You Weren't).

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